The story of why June was chasing Jan

One god-awful day, June, the school slut, woke up from a nightmare. She went to school like her usual slutty self and met with one of her compadre, Shelby. She told him about her nightmare. She dreamt the local mango ice cream store closed down and that they opened a crepe store which doesn't sell anything mango related. She was horrified, but when she was telling Jan about her nightmare, she suddenly had a craving for mango ice cream. So she dragged Shelby to the ice cream store and there they bought their favourite flavours.

They were having a nice conversation, not minding at all that they've cut classes and can be easily spotted by any of the town centre people because of their uniforms. June's mango ice cream ran out so she went to the ice cream store to buy more. Luckily, she got the last batch of mango ice cream. Unfortunately, as soon as she was about to grab her ice cream cone, a man/woman/child grabbed it fast and ran for it. June was furious, she was very furious. She started running after that being who stole her ice cream and totally left Shelby on the bench, not caring about whether she'd continue to exist or not. All she cared about was the ice cream the thing stole. That thing, was called Jan. 

 

My hearts says this and my body says that

I think we all fucking know that my body wants someone else. But if I were the opposite gender, the person who my body think is fuckable would probably be... Otto Lancer. Imagine that. Two quiet people having a go at each other. 

And just to be fair, Jin as well. Let's not make him jealous by announcing to the world that I'd like to fuck his fiancee. I'd also probably do you because you're just begging me to. :P

Splatter here and there

I ain't imaginin' it! I do it for pleasure. I like 'em messy and bloody. Messy and bloody, messy and bloody. Splat! Kapow! All over my shirt.

Look who's talking. You're the idiot

A stupid thing about Vanilla is how she pretends to not know. Acting all ignorant and shit. Pretentious bitch! I know you want me! 

Also, I really find it stupid how she ignores my advances. I mean, look at me, I'm the epitome of hot. I'll have you know, Vanilla dear, that women chased me back in middle school. 'Cause I'm a fucking cutie. 

Right, back to your stupidity. Your boredom is stupid! Just sleep or something. Do what I do. I can't think of anything anymore. Fuck you! You're gonna beg having sex with me one day.