So I've been wondering where my father has been going off to. I mean, (by the way, this would probably be a serious post) I've noticed he has a pattern upon returning. Let's do this on a whole year basis. By January to March, he's usually away and returns sporadically for a few days. Which means, for about 3 months, I'm usually alone at home. Then come April till May, he RARELY goes out. And if he does, it's usually when Kai kicks him out. Then he disappears again from July till August and he stays from September to December. But he does the same disappearing act from time to time during these months.
You could say I'm being abandoned. I noticed he re-appears and stays at home when Kai comes back. Geh! Favouritism much? But I can't hate Kai. He's the reason why I get to bond with my father. And he's done tons of stuff for me so blah! I don't understand my dad. Where does he go whenever he's away? Is he bored of his life? I wonder if he eats well...
A few days after Kai came back from school, he appeared yelling "I AM BACK, MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!" Then he walked so confidently with his head held high and his chest out. He had a grin and then... he said... "Sushi! Where is Kimbap!?" I was stunned...
Me: ... a-and who do you suppose Sushi IS!? >:(
Dad: What the hell are you saying? YOU'RE SUSHI! Now, where is your brother?
Me: (why am I surrounded by weirdos?) err... upstairs... playing video games I think...
And then he rushes to the stairs. He actually slipped. Hahaha. He was all "Ouch! Ow! Aah... Sushi, there are fruits over there from one of my trips. Have some *winks*" I don't know anymore... I just went to the kitchen counter and sliced those fruits. I heard a loud noise coming from Kai's room. I also heard a squish and a stomp. A few seconds later, Kai comes rushing from his room, yelling "WHO THE FUCK IS KIMBAP!?" And then he heads over to the kitchen and it became really messy.
Dad appears out of nowhere. But scene change! We are now eating fruits at the counter. Dad was clinging onto Kai so much. Dad said "Why do you hate me sooo muuuuch~ You cutiewootiekittie~ :3" Kai electrocuted him. "Why are you fucking clinging!? Kajishi! Switch with me!" I switched with him.
A stupid question came out of my mouth. "Why Kai, dad? Why is he your favourite? Aren't fathers supposed to love the daughters more?" He stared at me saying... "Su-sushiiiii~ T_T I'm so sorry for making you feel that way! *cries*" And I said "Oh! Don't get me wrong. I was just thinking why...." with this emotion ¬_¬ displayed on my face. He said: "'cause! my favourite is Kai! Kai's favourite is you~ and you're favourite issss? ME! That way we're a family!"
I have an idiotic father. "*PUUUUKE!* You're saying some gross stuff! Get the fuck out!" Kai said while forcing his foot onto dad's face. Haaa~
One day, he returned with a random woman saying "u-uhm! Children! This is "&*$!" I met her a few days ago *blushing*" Kai displayed a "displeased" look on his face. I guess he's not so hot about having another mother. ¬_¬
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
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