At 12 I was in Middle school with Jin. Everyday, that guy irritate me and make ways for me to chase him. He must really love me. I mean, why go through everyday being chased by your childhood friend? Yeah, he's in love with me. He might give off the aura of being in love with Hameka, but really, that's just his way of hiding the fact that he's gay and he likes me.
The only big thing that happened to me happened just recently. I got myself a girlfriend. But why do I feel like this is not the first time? Can't fucking recall.
Oh right, I went on a killing spree when I was around 10 or 11. Rebel days... I should go on one right now, I miss it. The faces of people begging for me not to kill them. The blood spattering everywhere. The police looking frustrated trying to look for a person who looks like a killer. What an awesome disguise I have.
Well aren't I awesome? Not only did girls fall for me back in my day, a guy, and a childhood friend at that, was and IS STILL in love with me. I went on a killing spree. And I got myself a girlfriend. Yes. I am awesome indeed.
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Dude you sicken me.
ReplyDeleteButterflies in your stomach? /:->
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