This is Kajishi

Uuuhhh... I finally managed to hack this twit's blog. >:) Anyway, he's been blabbing about the most fucking thing out of all the fucking thing's he's said. He suddenly gave me a call and you know what he told me? He said he's a ninja! 

Kajishi: *phone rings* What the? Kai's calling at this time of the night?? I wonder what he wants...
*Answers the phone*
Kaijishi: WHAT!?
Kai: Hey, I finally know what I am... 
Kajishi: Oh my Gosh! You finally realised you're a bear?
Kai: Bear? The hell with that. I'm a NINJA! I'm a fucking Ninja! 
Kajishi: *laughs but holds it in* Oh, a ninja, that's a good one! PAHAHHAH!
Kai: I'm not lying! You know who my boss is? It's grandpa. It all fits in together. He gives me lots of orders, right? And I love killing so much. I'M A NINJA! 
Kajishi: Good night, sister! 
Kai: SISTER? I'M A NINJA! NINJA I SAY!!!!! H-hello? Kajishi? Are you there?


Obviously I hung up on him. Ninja! PAHAHAH! What the hell has he been readi-- naah, he doesn't read. I gave Lanfan a call to check things up...


Lanfan: Kajishi? WAAAH~ You gave me a call~ It's been a while, How's my cute widdle Kajiiishiiii :3
Kajishi: I know you're making a cute-cat face over there. Quit it, it's disgusting. I can feel it from here. 
Lanfan: >:w Chh! Meanie. Anyway, what made you call me? Missing meeee? :3
Kajishi: I said stop it with the face. It's gross! I called you to go check what Kai has been up to. He gave me a call a while ago declaring himself a...a... *laughs* a Ninja! HHAHHA!
Lanfan: Oh...that... Yeah, he's been reading this comic about ninja and he was captivated and stuff. He's been ignoring me at one point then comes to me saying he's an awesome ninja... -_-


I also hung up when he stopped speaking. What the hell, I have psycho relatives. FML!