Great Grandpa

Eh you know who he is. Vanilla kept blabbing about him before when we were young. Look at his very great timing, he sent me a letter on letter week. Would you look at that. 

"Kai,
    How are you my boy? Are you doing well at school? You better. I'm paying for you. How's Vanilla? Bet that made your heart raise. Someone unknown to me sent me a letter saying that I should write to you. So here I am. I don't do this everyday so you better be thankful. Actually, I don't do this at all. You must be shocked. I'm so good at shocking people. Figuratively and Literally. 


I was on one of my researches and I found out that both you and Vanilla have blogs. Technology these days. Well it's good that I can see what you guys have been doing. Okay, this is getting a little uncomfortable. Have you ever wondered about your grand father? I bet you haven't. For your little information, yes, he does exist. And we don't have a clue as to where he is. You see, he likes to go on those little journeys. He doesn't even speak to me, his father. That pest! Unlike his other brother (Vanilla's grand father) who obeys me that grand father of yours is JUST-- I won't say profane words here. Anyway, it is good that you solely obey me. Don't follow your grand father's foot steps. Follow mine. Or Vanilla's grand father.  


P.S You are not a ninja and I am not your ninja master. But then again, that is not a bad idea. Send my love to your sister and Vanilla and tell her to send it to Taka as well. 


Love, 
Yon Ry"

Hmm, come to think of it, I never really ever wondered about my grand father. Not like I care about him. Never met him anyway. 

Yes

I'm jealous.

This is Kajishi

Uuuhhh... I finally managed to hack this twit's blog. >:) Anyway, he's been blabbing about the most fucking thing out of all the fucking thing's he's said. He suddenly gave me a call and you know what he told me? He said he's a ninja! 

Kajishi: *phone rings* What the? Kai's calling at this time of the night?? I wonder what he wants...
*Answers the phone*
Kaijishi: WHAT!?
Kai: Hey, I finally know what I am... 
Kajishi: Oh my Gosh! You finally realised you're a bear?
Kai: Bear? The hell with that. I'm a NINJA! I'm a fucking Ninja! 
Kajishi: *laughs but holds it in* Oh, a ninja, that's a good one! PAHAHHAH!
Kai: I'm not lying! You know who my boss is? It's grandpa. It all fits in together. He gives me lots of orders, right? And I love killing so much. I'M A NINJA! 
Kajishi: Good night, sister! 
Kai: SISTER? I'M A NINJA! NINJA I SAY!!!!! H-hello? Kajishi? Are you there?


Obviously I hung up on him. Ninja! PAHAHAH! What the hell has he been readi-- naah, he doesn't read. I gave Lanfan a call to check things up...


Lanfan: Kajishi? WAAAH~ You gave me a call~ It's been a while, How's my cute widdle Kajiiishiiii :3
Kajishi: I know you're making a cute-cat face over there. Quit it, it's disgusting. I can feel it from here. 
Lanfan: >:w Chh! Meanie. Anyway, what made you call me? Missing meeee? :3
Kajishi: I said stop it with the face. It's gross! I called you to go check what Kai has been up to. He gave me a call a while ago declaring himself a...a... *laughs* a Ninja! HHAHHA!
Lanfan: Oh...that... Yeah, he's been reading this comic about ninja and he was captivated and stuff. He's been ignoring me at one point then comes to me saying he's an awesome ninja... -_-


I also hung up when he stopped speaking. What the hell, I have psycho relatives. FML!