The dead has risen

Yo! Today, my brother Kai isn't the one who will be blogging but his AMAZINGLY COOL sister would. First off, I would introduce myself. My name is Raye Kajishi Lee. 16 Shellings old. Enough introduction. I'm quite the private person. Besides, it's not as if my brother would let me give all my info. The Bumrat. ANYHOO! Why am I the one blogging? WELL. Our (My) Dad came back fromt his long journey he had and basically, Kai was so shocked that he fainted. So unlike him, I know. He really hates our dad. He went something like this before fainting...

*Kai was watching the Ho-v and I was doing some school work when suddenly...*
Dad: I'M HOOOOOOME (with all the dirt and what nots all over his body)
Me: Oh, Hi Dad. Long time no see...
Dad: Did you miss me? did'ja? DID'JA!?
Kai: *SCREAAAAAAAAAAAMS* W-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ALIVE!? DIDNT I DISPOSE OF YOU A FEW YEARS AGO!!!!!!!? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU HERE FOR! GO DIE GO DIIIIIEEE!!!!! *grabs a butcher knife, whilst I, run in hiding 'cause he was throwing all the knives we have at home*
Dad: Hey, Hey dont do that! Dont you think that's a little bit dangerous? why dont you come up here and give your old man a huuug?
Me: *comes out of hiding and hugs dad* 
Kai: Why would I do that? What am I and idiot? get the fucking hell out of here. *screams*
Dad: *draws closer and closer to Kai* 
~Kai tried his best to run away from him but he caught up with him and gives Kai a hug and THUS, he fainted~


SO, that sums it all up, or not. I dunno. CIAO porkchops!