It's so hot

It's so damn hot, so I decided to get a haircut. It crushed my mother's dream. She really wanted a girl so she grew my hair long and that's one reason why people kept calling me a fag. Fucking things. Now I'm all short and curly. It's not a perm, it's natural. So, why am I using Kai's blog again and not make my own? well. I'm a rather lazy guy and truth be told, I'm not all that techie. I always go on journeys as well so, why bother? AND, it is voluntary and not for self-discovery. HAH! What idiot would go on a journey of self-discovery just 'cause a friend suggested it!? ANYWAY, yeah.

I went to visit Harumaki again and took this chance to blog while Kai is snuggling his toy panda. I thought about what I said the other day, about me not knowing that Kai and Harumaki are related. I really never knew. I kept thinking about when suddenly, a thought came to mind. Are Kai and I related? I dont really know. I think we might have the same great-grand mother, but who knows? My full name is Rai Lanfan Kino Jin. Kai's full name is Kai Wei Lee. The Kino family and the Wei Family are cousins. So we're cousins on the mother side? Hmm. I know I'm really cousins with Vanilla. Our Mothers are sisters. Hameka is also my cousin, a real one at that. So does this mean Harumaki and I are not related? I think his full name is...Harumaki Ry Lee. Do I have a great-grand father? I'm at loss.

oooohhh...

I was walking around the neighbourhood and saw lots and lots of pretty girls. I then decided on taking the transporter to go to another country. This time, I had Jupiticans and I can afford the transporter. Then I went to Kai's house to visit m'good friend Harumaki. Honestly, I never knew they were related... And so I barged in. Kajishi was the one who answered the door and greeted me in a hostile way. I asked for Harumaki but she said he went out to the local market. And Kajishi said that she'll be going to the mall with cousin Mintu... I just chilled at the house and watched Ho-v. I looked for food, I searched their fridge and nothing was there but a big box of Mango Ice cream and A jar of spicy chips. Since I hate spicy stuff I went for the Ice cream. I headed back to the living room and ate the Ice cream. Oh what a lazy day... It was hot as well. Almost summer. Where the hell is their AC button!? I kept watching, then I wondered... Where IS Kai? No one said anything about him being out. Kajishi never said anything. Where is he? And why are there no more Ice cream? it's really hot here. It's such a small house too. I went to bathroom but he wasnt there. I checked the garden but he wasnt there either. Where is that man? I checked their attic and he wasnt there. Could he be!? I went to the kitchen and checked the oven. I thought about it... Harumaki is not here, and kajishi hurriedly went out in style when I got here. And there aren't any food in the fridge.  Finally, I was brave enough to check it, the oven I mean. They really have a large oven, your average Jupiterian could fit inside. Kai is a smallfry so I thought he might be inside. But he wasnt. It would really be gross if he was roasting inside. Yuck. I kept thinking and thinking. Then I thought, "HE MIGHT BE AT HIS ROOM!" I was so dumb not to check his room. I went up and opened the door to his room, but O_o he wasnt there! Where is that guy? I got scared that I'm alone and all. But i saw that his Laptop was on. And, well, I saw that he was doing this blog thing. I got amused and so I took over and deleted what he wrote. And Here I am :D Aren't I cool?  I know I am. HAH! I went to their nearest bathroom in this floor and peed. I heard snoring. Near Kajishi's room. I opened her door and I saw Kai there having his joyous siestas. That fucking guy. He was sleeping all along!? But why the hell is he in Kajishi's room? Suspicious... He was hugging this toy panda, what a girl! It was funny as hell so I took a picture and headed back to his room. I saw this cute fat cat sleeping at the corner of his room and stared while I finish this long blog of mine. The doorbell rang, It must be Harumaki. I'll go get it. 

~RAI LANFAN JIN

oooOOOooooooOOOoooHHhhh,,,

Yo! This is Harumaki Lee. Kai's FATHER! And this is my first time ever using this thing...weird technology. I found it when I went to Kai's room. Actually, I'm in Kai's room right now and he's sleeping like a cute little kitty on a mat. Now, what? I must say something before this psycho kid wakes up. Aaah~ I'm going to tell you about how Kai became like this... Well one day, a cute little boy was born unto this world of ours and I named him Kai. Hot aye? no? oh well. It was really fine before until he became 6 shellings. What the hell went to that kid's mind? going off and killing citizens, then outsiders then anyone he comes across with!? wtf! I dunno what went on with that child's brains. He even killed me twice or thrice. Of course, I'm immortal, but that incident left me traveling across the universe in teared clothes and hunger :\ 

Kai looks so adorable right now. fufufu! This is actually enjoying. let me describe his face while sleeping. Well, his eyes are shut, really relaxed expression, mouth is open with little drools coming out. He is hugging a toy panda by the way, and what is with this guy and his obsession with Zebras? They're not pretty...not pretty at all...and then.. lak,gbklha.lsbta.hgsgaa. aaaaaaah! HEEEEEEEEEELkghsafajkfga,gad,gd-----PPPPP!!! I'm being..kalkhgaa *booms bangs, explodes* ajfbasd,an.............................................................................................................................................................................................

The dead has risen

Yo! Today, my brother Kai isn't the one who will be blogging but his AMAZINGLY COOL sister would. First off, I would introduce myself. My name is Raye Kajishi Lee. 16 Shellings old. Enough introduction. I'm quite the private person. Besides, it's not as if my brother would let me give all my info. The Bumrat. ANYHOO! Why am I the one blogging? WELL. Our (My) Dad came back fromt his long journey he had and basically, Kai was so shocked that he fainted. So unlike him, I know. He really hates our dad. He went something like this before fainting...

*Kai was watching the Ho-v and I was doing some school work when suddenly...*
Dad: I'M HOOOOOOME (with all the dirt and what nots all over his body)
Me: Oh, Hi Dad. Long time no see...
Dad: Did you miss me? did'ja? DID'JA!?
Kai: *SCREAAAAAAAAAAAMS* W-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ALIVE!? DIDNT I DISPOSE OF YOU A FEW YEARS AGO!!!!!!!? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU HERE FOR! GO DIE GO DIIIIIEEE!!!!! *grabs a butcher knife, whilst I, run in hiding 'cause he was throwing all the knives we have at home*
Dad: Hey, Hey dont do that! Dont you think that's a little bit dangerous? why dont you come up here and give your old man a huuug?
Me: *comes out of hiding and hugs dad* 
Kai: Why would I do that? What am I and idiot? get the fucking hell out of here. *screams*
Dad: *draws closer and closer to Kai* 
~Kai tried his best to run away from him but he caught up with him and gives Kai a hug and THUS, he fainted~


SO, that sums it all up, or not. I dunno. CIAO porkchops!