Great Grandpa

Eh you know who he is. Vanilla kept blabbing about him before when we were young. Look at his very great timing, he sent me a letter on letter week. Would you look at that. 

"Kai,
    How are you my boy? Are you doing well at school? You better. I'm paying for you. How's Vanilla? Bet that made your heart raise. Someone unknown to me sent me a letter saying that I should write to you. So here I am. I don't do this everyday so you better be thankful. Actually, I don't do this at all. You must be shocked. I'm so good at shocking people. Figuratively and Literally. 


I was on one of my researches and I found out that both you and Vanilla have blogs. Technology these days. Well it's good that I can see what you guys have been doing. Okay, this is getting a little uncomfortable. Have you ever wondered about your grand father? I bet you haven't. For your little information, yes, he does exist. And we don't have a clue as to where he is. You see, he likes to go on those little journeys. He doesn't even speak to me, his father. That pest! Unlike his other brother (Vanilla's grand father) who obeys me that grand father of yours is JUST-- I won't say profane words here. Anyway, it is good that you solely obey me. Don't follow your grand father's foot steps. Follow mine. Or Vanilla's grand father.  


P.S You are not a ninja and I am not your ninja master. But then again, that is not a bad idea. Send my love to your sister and Vanilla and tell her to send it to Taka as well. 


Love, 
Yon Ry"

Hmm, come to think of it, I never really ever wondered about my grand father. Not like I care about him. Never met him anyway. 

Yes

I'm jealous.

This is Kajishi

Uuuhhh... I finally managed to hack this twit's blog. >:) Anyway, he's been blabbing about the most fucking thing out of all the fucking thing's he's said. He suddenly gave me a call and you know what he told me? He said he's a ninja! 

Kajishi: *phone rings* What the? Kai's calling at this time of the night?? I wonder what he wants...
*Answers the phone*
Kaijishi: WHAT!?
Kai: Hey, I finally know what I am... 
Kajishi: Oh my Gosh! You finally realised you're a bear?
Kai: Bear? The hell with that. I'm a NINJA! I'm a fucking Ninja! 
Kajishi: *laughs but holds it in* Oh, a ninja, that's a good one! PAHAHHAH!
Kai: I'm not lying! You know who my boss is? It's grandpa. It all fits in together. He gives me lots of orders, right? And I love killing so much. I'M A NINJA! 
Kajishi: Good night, sister! 
Kai: SISTER? I'M A NINJA! NINJA I SAY!!!!! H-hello? Kajishi? Are you there?


Obviously I hung up on him. Ninja! PAHAHAH! What the hell has he been readi-- naah, he doesn't read. I gave Lanfan a call to check things up...


Lanfan: Kajishi? WAAAH~ You gave me a call~ It's been a while, How's my cute widdle Kajiiishiiii :3
Kajishi: I know you're making a cute-cat face over there. Quit it, it's disgusting. I can feel it from here. 
Lanfan: >:w Chh! Meanie. Anyway, what made you call me? Missing meeee? :3
Kajishi: I said stop it with the face. It's gross! I called you to go check what Kai has been up to. He gave me a call a while ago declaring himself a...a... *laughs* a Ninja! HHAHHA!
Lanfan: Oh...that... Yeah, he's been reading this comic about ninja and he was captivated and stuff. He's been ignoring me at one point then comes to me saying he's an awesome ninja... -_-


I also hung up when he stopped speaking. What the hell, I have psycho relatives. FML!

Meow

I'm not saying that I'm defenceless when it comes to them. They are just fucking creepy. I didn't really hate them at first. Truth be told, Harumaki was the one who's really afraid of them. Without any reason. THIS IS NOT HEREDITARY or something. I have my reasons of hating them. I was in 1st year middle school in Egg academy. I was on my way home and this thing which I found cute was just there sitting in one corner looking so hungry. I pretty much like animals but this one, OH THIS ONE. This one was really different. I pitied the fool because it looked really hungry. Good thing I had some left over snack with me. So I gave him some snack and you know what it did? I grabbed it but it scratched me! It fucking scratched my delicate smooth skin! It hissed at me and quickly grabbed the food while I was just there, bleeding and staring blankly in space... Never again did I hold a cat! NEVER!

The other side to the story

Ceika-dude probably told you how he met me. It just so happened that he ALSO was the first person I met that's from WCA. He told you about that dog biting him right? He also told you that I told my mum what really happened. But I didn't tell her the whole story. And what Ceika-dude told you was only 3/4 of the story. I saw the dog all behaved and thought he was really nice. So I tried petting it and I was correct, he was nice. So I invited the cry-baby to pet the dog too. In truth, the dog really was a nice chap. But I accidentally did something that made it berserk. While Ceika was petting him in his head, I moved back a little. Then he was touching the dogs torso already and I stepped back again and accidentally stepped on the dog's tail. It happens that Ceika was the one near him that time so he got bitten. Hey, that wasn't on purpose. I felt guilty so I grabbed the kid and ran for it. He didn't see a thing so maybe up until now, he thinks the dog is evil. He most probably think ALL dogs will bite him. Man, that was one big dog. But I know inside my heart that he was nice. Ceika was just a douche deciding to stand there and get bitten.

The story about the girl? I remember her. Back then I was curious who she's related with. Why the hell does she have that potion??

First love?

Like I'd tell you about my first love! PEH! I'm not an idiot to spill my secret, gits! I won't tell you my awesome love story >:)

My new favourite band

Mr. Brightside - The Killers 

Date

It was almost a date, but then good for nothing Lanfan had to be there and ruin it >: [

We saw Sabrina and that freakishly tall guy together today. Is there something going on? We will see >:3

REALLY!?

Why am I stuck with people who like pink? I don't like my dance partner. I sense something different about this chick. I don't like it. Besides, she's one of Ceika's lovers. I don't attach myself with those kind.

More sleepy

I've been assigned to sit in front! DAMMIT! I can't sleep more. I've been forced to actually listen to the lecture. I can't bare it. The professor said it's either listen or that dreaded teacher timmy detention from before. I thought it was long gone.

what up?

I really have to post something? It's not like I'm being forced by anyone to post or anything. I did not go back to Jupiter since it's all troublesome. I mean, it's only a week for pete's fucking sake. 'Sides, THAT THING is at my house. UGH*shivers* I can feel it from a far. Maybe I should make Kajishi visit here more. I don't feel that she's safe at Jupiter. 

I dont fight that much with Kajishi. But she yells and wines a lot. Such a woman! Complaining about where I drop my stuff. What is up with her? Can't she just leave my stuff alone? She must really idolize me and all. She's always doing that. I knew I was an awesome brother. >:3

sleepy

School makes me sleepy.

The perfect song

Dedicated to the people in my list. THE MURDER SONG
Lyrics (in english)

I am a terrorist from hell
(will not put this because of respect for mother)
I will carve my dad out tomorrow
I am a terrorist straight out of hell

I don't have a mom or dad
It's because I killed them
I have neither friends or lovers
It's because I killed them

Kill kill kill your close ones
Kill kill kill everything kill

Murder it's murder
Murder it's murder
(KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)
Paint your memories in blood
Murder it's murder
Murder it's murder
(KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)
Paint your future in blood

Kill kill kill your close ones
Kill kill kill everything kill

I have support from hell
This morning my brothers disappeared
I destroyed my relatives
I am a terrorist straight out of hell

I have neither brothers nor relatives
It's because I killed them
I don't worship and gods
It's because I killed them

Kill kill kill your close ones
Kill kill kill everything kill

Murder it's murder
Murder it's murder
(KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)
Paint your memories in blood
Murder it's murder
Murder it's murder
(KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)
Paint your future in blood

Kill kill kill your close ones
Kill kill kill everything kill

Murder it's murder
Murder it's murder
(KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)
Paint your memories in blood
Murder it's murder
Murder it's murder
(KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)
MURDERRRRRRRR!

 

My Visit

Hello. Kajishi here. Kai's sister. I've been keeping tabs on this guys blog and it seems that he isn't fond of blogging. The idiot. Why make a blog if you won't blog. Really, this guy passed college exams? ANYWAY, my real purpose on using this blog is to tell a story. I went to Kai's school yesterday. Pretty big.  The reason I went back there is because that retard was asking me to deliver his favourite toy panda. Such a girly. He can't live without it. And so, I went. I got lost on the way. Duh! It's a humongous school ground, who wouldn't get lost? Luckily there was a nice dude who told me where to go. Actually, he showed me the way. I said I could do with the instructions, but he insisted on accompanying me. Honestly, am I that unreliable looking? We chatted for a bit. I forgot his name though. Anyway, I hope I see him whenever I visit that place again. 

How sweet are we?

Kai, No matter how many times you tell me no to use your blog, I always will. HAH! You can't stop me. I dont need your room to use your blog, I'm magical. 

Lazy

I DONT FUCKING WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. SCREW YOU, SCHOOL. SCREW YOU!!!!!! 

and, go make your own blog fag! Dont ever use mine again or I'll kill you. I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE KAJISHI WITH HARUMAKI! NOOOOO!!!! >:[ I AM NOT PLEASED WITH WHAT'S GOING ON. 

GAY

Heterochromic fag.

Kai and Lanfan swam

Kai:
I went swimming a while ago. I HATE IT! I dont fucking know how to! Sabrina taught me but I bet she has something up her sleeve. I dont think she wants to teach me. She just dont want to lose to the competition next time. I bet she wants me to drown! I'll kill her first before she kills me.

Lanfan: 
Wooh! Swimming. Chillin'. Ladies. Yumyum! I dont know how to swim and someone taught meh. Good thing my instructor was hot :-> I dont care about learning how to swim, I just wanna be taught by my instructor all the friggin time mhmm. 

It's EASTER

IT'S FUCKING EASTER. HERE GOES INTER-COUNTRY GAMES AGAIN.

Sweet Sweet Nothings

Hey, Sweetu here. Princess rep of Jupiter :D I came to visit my cousin Kai and Kajishi, since I heard Uncle Harumaki is here already. He really is. But my mother banned me from speaking to him. But I like his attitude. So cool like dad's. Then I saw Kajishi's PC open. There were some perverted stuff there and I figured it wasnt Kajishi using the Holocom. It was a guy. But I wonder why Kai is using her PC when he has one? I saw his blog open. There were stuff about WCA and college and a certain woman who I despise. There was something about pandas and zebras too. Weird guy. The webcam was open as well, I think he was trying to take a picture of himself with a panda. Loser. Anyhoo, whilst writing this, I do not know where the hell Kai is so maybe I'm safe...or not? hmm. This is sort of interesting. Writing your feelings down. Right. I saw Kai opening his school's website and I saw that a Heran (people from Juno) is also a student and is going to be his classmate. It intrigued me 'cause my fiance is also a Heran. He is a nice guy, so maybe this one is also a nice guy? I dunno.... Okay, I just went to the bathroom upstairs and heard some noises in the attic. I checked around and Kai was there, sleeping and hugging a panda toy. HAHA. Such a girly guy. If those were eggs I would punch his balls for taking them from me >:] well, bye for now since I hear him again, He seemed to have woken up.

It's so hot

It's so damn hot, so I decided to get a haircut. It crushed my mother's dream. She really wanted a girl so she grew my hair long and that's one reason why people kept calling me a fag. Fucking things. Now I'm all short and curly. It's not a perm, it's natural. So, why am I using Kai's blog again and not make my own? well. I'm a rather lazy guy and truth be told, I'm not all that techie. I always go on journeys as well so, why bother? AND, it is voluntary and not for self-discovery. HAH! What idiot would go on a journey of self-discovery just 'cause a friend suggested it!? ANYWAY, yeah.

I went to visit Harumaki again and took this chance to blog while Kai is snuggling his toy panda. I thought about what I said the other day, about me not knowing that Kai and Harumaki are related. I really never knew. I kept thinking about when suddenly, a thought came to mind. Are Kai and I related? I dont really know. I think we might have the same great-grand mother, but who knows? My full name is Rai Lanfan Kino Jin. Kai's full name is Kai Wei Lee. The Kino family and the Wei Family are cousins. So we're cousins on the mother side? Hmm. I know I'm really cousins with Vanilla. Our Mothers are sisters. Hameka is also my cousin, a real one at that. So does this mean Harumaki and I are not related? I think his full name is...Harumaki Ry Lee. Do I have a great-grand father? I'm at loss.

oooohhh...

I was walking around the neighbourhood and saw lots and lots of pretty girls. I then decided on taking the transporter to go to another country. This time, I had Jupiticans and I can afford the transporter. Then I went to Kai's house to visit m'good friend Harumaki. Honestly, I never knew they were related... And so I barged in. Kajishi was the one who answered the door and greeted me in a hostile way. I asked for Harumaki but she said he went out to the local market. And Kajishi said that she'll be going to the mall with cousin Mintu... I just chilled at the house and watched Ho-v. I looked for food, I searched their fridge and nothing was there but a big box of Mango Ice cream and A jar of spicy chips. Since I hate spicy stuff I went for the Ice cream. I headed back to the living room and ate the Ice cream. Oh what a lazy day... It was hot as well. Almost summer. Where the hell is their AC button!? I kept watching, then I wondered... Where IS Kai? No one said anything about him being out. Kajishi never said anything. Where is he? And why are there no more Ice cream? it's really hot here. It's such a small house too. I went to bathroom but he wasnt there. I checked the garden but he wasnt there either. Where is that man? I checked their attic and he wasnt there. Could he be!? I went to the kitchen and checked the oven. I thought about it... Harumaki is not here, and kajishi hurriedly went out in style when I got here. And there aren't any food in the fridge.  Finally, I was brave enough to check it, the oven I mean. They really have a large oven, your average Jupiterian could fit inside. Kai is a smallfry so I thought he might be inside. But he wasnt. It would really be gross if he was roasting inside. Yuck. I kept thinking and thinking. Then I thought, "HE MIGHT BE AT HIS ROOM!" I was so dumb not to check his room. I went up and opened the door to his room, but O_o he wasnt there! Where is that guy? I got scared that I'm alone and all. But i saw that his Laptop was on. And, well, I saw that he was doing this blog thing. I got amused and so I took over and deleted what he wrote. And Here I am :D Aren't I cool?  I know I am. HAH! I went to their nearest bathroom in this floor and peed. I heard snoring. Near Kajishi's room. I opened her door and I saw Kai there having his joyous siestas. That fucking guy. He was sleeping all along!? But why the hell is he in Kajishi's room? Suspicious... He was hugging this toy panda, what a girl! It was funny as hell so I took a picture and headed back to his room. I saw this cute fat cat sleeping at the corner of his room and stared while I finish this long blog of mine. The doorbell rang, It must be Harumaki. I'll go get it. 

~RAI LANFAN JIN

oooOOOooooooOOOoooHHhhh,,,

Yo! This is Harumaki Lee. Kai's FATHER! And this is my first time ever using this thing...weird technology. I found it when I went to Kai's room. Actually, I'm in Kai's room right now and he's sleeping like a cute little kitty on a mat. Now, what? I must say something before this psycho kid wakes up. Aaah~ I'm going to tell you about how Kai became like this... Well one day, a cute little boy was born unto this world of ours and I named him Kai. Hot aye? no? oh well. It was really fine before until he became 6 shellings. What the hell went to that kid's mind? going off and killing citizens, then outsiders then anyone he comes across with!? wtf! I dunno what went on with that child's brains. He even killed me twice or thrice. Of course, I'm immortal, but that incident left me traveling across the universe in teared clothes and hunger :\ 

Kai looks so adorable right now. fufufu! This is actually enjoying. let me describe his face while sleeping. Well, his eyes are shut, really relaxed expression, mouth is open with little drools coming out. He is hugging a toy panda by the way, and what is with this guy and his obsession with Zebras? They're not pretty...not pretty at all...and then.. lak,gbklha.lsbta.hgsgaa. aaaaaaah! HEEEEEEEEEELkghsafajkfga,gad,gd-----PPPPP!!! I'm being..kalkhgaa *booms bangs, explodes* ajfbasd,an.............................................................................................................................................................................................

The dead has risen

Yo! Today, my brother Kai isn't the one who will be blogging but his AMAZINGLY COOL sister would. First off, I would introduce myself. My name is Raye Kajishi Lee. 16 Shellings old. Enough introduction. I'm quite the private person. Besides, it's not as if my brother would let me give all my info. The Bumrat. ANYHOO! Why am I the one blogging? WELL. Our (My) Dad came back fromt his long journey he had and basically, Kai was so shocked that he fainted. So unlike him, I know. He really hates our dad. He went something like this before fainting...

*Kai was watching the Ho-v and I was doing some school work when suddenly...*
Dad: I'M HOOOOOOME (with all the dirt and what nots all over his body)
Me: Oh, Hi Dad. Long time no see...
Dad: Did you miss me? did'ja? DID'JA!?
Kai: *SCREAAAAAAAAAAAMS* W-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ALIVE!? DIDNT I DISPOSE OF YOU A FEW YEARS AGO!!!!!!!? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU HERE FOR! GO DIE GO DIIIIIEEE!!!!! *grabs a butcher knife, whilst I, run in hiding 'cause he was throwing all the knives we have at home*
Dad: Hey, Hey dont do that! Dont you think that's a little bit dangerous? why dont you come up here and give your old man a huuug?
Me: *comes out of hiding and hugs dad* 
Kai: Why would I do that? What am I and idiot? get the fucking hell out of here. *screams*
Dad: *draws closer and closer to Kai* 
~Kai tried his best to run away from him but he caught up with him and gives Kai a hug and THUS, he fainted~


SO, that sums it all up, or not. I dunno. CIAO porkchops!
 

I was forced to do this...

GOD VANILLA IS ANNOYING! She called me and asked me to make a sort of review of Jupiter's place. What am I, the princess representative!? Why the hell should I do this bloody thing!? WHY!?...I did it anyway. >:[ She is so gonna get it later...

So, to start off. Jupiter has 3 cities and 5 towns. Obviously, Egg is the sacred shit in this planet. The names of the cities are Ei City, Pomm City and Ovo City. The towns are gonna be introduced later while i'm explaining the fucking cities. I better get something out of this Vanilla! 

First city is Pomm City. The Capital city of Jupiter. It is also the largest city in Jupiter, with large towns. The towns found here are Veza town and Muna Town. At the centre of each town is the Shrine of Zeus. Aah, the mighty Zeus. People mostly hang out there just basically for fun or to pay respect or whatever shit they'd like to do. In Veza town you could find The Egg Academy. The school system in Jupiter is basically the same with Pluto. Everyone goes to Egg academy, but it's really your choice. But unlike Pluto, Jupiter doesnt have the "when you fail you go to the other academy" sort of thing. You just basically fail. You can go to other schools, but not famous. Veza town and Muna town are your typical town found in an RPG. Yeah, pretty weird huh. But lots of things are found in those towns. Very convenient indeed. 

Next up is Ei City. This city is not very big. Forests are not new as well. Lots and Lots of Mountains too. The only town found here is Ou Town. The Royal Palace is located in this town in a mountain owned by the Lee Family. It is specifically found at the top of the mountain. My house is by the foot of the mountain. Some other family belonging to the Lee clan are living in this mountain. But Ou town doesnt only have mountains. It has roads too. You could equate this place to a province but isnt really one. There are inns and malls as well. The army are mostly scattered every where in Jupiter. I like arcades...

Last city is Ovo City where the space port is. This city is not found lying in the ground. It is floating above. Anti-gravity baby. Like the ones in Saturn. Though this is the only floating city. The Great Red Spot is also located in this city. It's very windy and sometimes wet at this place, but since it's closer to the sky, the space port was built there. There are also two towns here. I know, why would some windy place have towns. They're called Jaje(ya-ye) Town and Telur Town. Jaje town is basically the place where it's more windy. But there are still townspeople living there. I dunno why. They're pretty much used to being up in the sky that when they go to other cities, they feel nauseous. It takes some getting used to. The Jet port is also found here. Telur Town is also windy but the place has been secured since the space port is located there. All you could find in Telur town are things that has something to do with space. The Jupiterian Space army's base is there. The people giving infos about the planet's condition are there. SPACE SPACE SPACE. So when you visit Jupiter, the first place you're gonna land on is Ovo City. Then go to Jaja town and take the Jet to get to other cities.

Jupiter is really big so dont think that the towns here are small. They are big. The largest city in Pluto is probably not even 1/4 of the Ei City. I'm not sure, you do the math. Honestly, I got loads of things to tell you about Jupiter, But I'm too lazy. You go there and discover stuff. By the way, Ei City is famous for delinquents. And pretty ladies. AND POULTRA'S DUNGEON. >:)